My BolehBoy - First swimming

Last sunday,

"Dear, i want my BolehBoy to have his first swimming lesson today."
"hah!, he is so young and small in size. how can ah???" BolehMother replied.
"i got all the stuffs already, i don't care. he is going in water today!"

well, i just went to unpack the inflatable swimming pool, boiled water, filled up the pool, prepared all the stuffs. ting.. ting.. tang.. tang... that all took me about 45 minutes to prepare.

done, i undressed my BolehBoy. Fixed him with the star-shaped float....



TA DAHH!!!!




he got into the pool.
at first, he was a bit confusing. in a new environment mah! after he got used with the water temperature, he started to kick around.

ok, he was swimming in naked. initially i was thinking to put on something, just to cover or 'protect' that something-down-there. but... what to wear ah??? got the super-extra-tiny-small swimsuit for him meh!!!


WARNING, some nudity.
boys and girls, please don't scroll down further if you can't take it... hehehe!




this BolehBoy boy was trying to kick and move around the pool. but hor, i can't stop looking at his 'something-down-there'. too obvious and too distracting lar...
woahahahaaaa..




after 10 minutes, he got tired already. and again, that 'something-down-there' is distracting me!!!


feeling so satisfied, finally my BolehBoy can 'swim' already... ohh! back to BolehMother, she was watching me with some kind of look throughout the swimming lesson. angry with me? no lar, i think she just wanted to kick me into the pool only...

woahahahaha

My BolehBoy - Feet

My BolehBoy and his BolehMummy are staying far from me. well, im just a weekend-husband, and occasionally turn up on some weekdays too. as for this week his BolehMummy is working on night shift, its my turn for taking the full responsibility of taking care this BolehBoy.

it is like on-call, this BolehBoy will be my only 'patient' to take care. preparing his milk, changing his diapers, padding his back after meal... i can handle them, woahahaha!!!


how come so little of my BolehBoy's picture? i decided to have series of his anatomical parts, to have a documentation about the progression of his growth. hmmmm, let me start with his feet!




do you think he needs the booties?




why don't you all get him booties???


NEXT: Hands

My BolehBoy

after missing for quite some time, submersing myself deep under, slowly with its pace enjoying my BolehBoy growing bigger and stronger. hah! my BolehBoy is already more than 2 months old.




still, he likes to sleep...
his usual, daily routines will be sleeping, crying, then drinking milk, sleep again and again... he is much sensitive and aware of his surrounding now, he likes to explore the different sounds and colours. when he sleeps, however he is so insensitive to the surrounding. loud musics, busy traffics, 'ting' 'tang' here and there, he is so immune to them and he will continue his sleep.

my BolehBoy, is sleeping...

Lost in Translation

Not long ago, many people were discussing about the topic, teaching science and mathematics in English or 'Bahasa'.

huge argument in between these two schools, some said teaching in English will prepare the youngsters for a brighter future. more up-to-date it seems, and able to speak in a much proper English than current 'Manglish'... other said, we have to hold on with our culture, from old days, ancestor-age 'Bahasa' to cultivate the youngsters to be a proud Malaysian! will it work? i don't think so lor...

for sure, most of the information and data are collected in English. if we insist to change all English to 'Bahasa', try this....



Hardware = barang keras

Software = barang lembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:
That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.


so,
what do you think?

i will rather keep in English, than being laugh by others.
shame, shame...